Marge: [thinking] Everywhere I Look, Someone Is Breaking The Law.

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Marge: [thinking] Everywhere I look, someone is breaking the law. Dog,
no leash. Man, littering. Horse, not wearing diaper. Car
parked across _three_ handicap spaces...[spoken] Homer!
Homer: Hey, Marge. How's my little piglet?
Marge: Homer, I'm on duty.
Homer: Heh heh, that's OK, I'm supposed to be working too. [chuckles]
Marge: You have to move your car.
Homer: I'll just be a second, Marge, I'm going to get some beer for
those kids over there.
[Dolph, Jimbo, and Kearney all give the thumbs up]
Marge: I'm going to pretend that I didn't hear that, but you have to
move your car now.
Homer: I'll be right back. Now keep your eyes peeled for a real cop.
-- Marge, chopped liver, "The Springfield Connection"