Lisa: So Mom, What Are You Going To Do With Your Day Off?

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Lisa: So Mom, what are you going to do with your day off?
Marge: I just want to relax and forget that I'm part of that thin blue
line which stands between civilization and chaos. [sighs]
[Bart walks in with his skateboard]
Bart, it's illegal for you to operate that class nine vehicle
without pads and a helmet.
Bart: But Mom --
Marge: It's for your own safety.
[later, Bart gets beat up by Dolph, Jimbo, and Kearney]
Kearney: Take that, Safety Boy!
Jimbo: This padding's so easy on the knuckles, I could punch all day!
-- Hey there, Safety Boy, "The Springfield Connection"