Moe: OK, when I call your name, uh, you say "present" or "here".
Er, no, say "present". Ahem, Anita Bath?
All right, settle down. Anita Bath here?
All right, fine, fine. Maya Buttreeks.
Hey, what are you laughing at? What? Oh, oh: I get it, I get
it. It's my big ears, isn't it, kids? Isn't it? Well
children, I can't help that! [runs out crying]
Bart: [sighing] Ah...
[crosses Moe's name off list of substitute teachers]
Milhouse: Wow, Bart, I'm impressed the way you knocked off all those
Bart: In my weaker moments, I almost pity them. Then I just remind
myself, they're trying to teach.
-- Nefarious Bart, "The PTA Disbands"