Moe: OK, When I Call Your Name, Uh, You Say "present" Or "here".

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Moe: OK, when I call your name, uh, you say "present" or "here".
Er, no, say "present". Ahem, Anita Bath?
[everyone laughs]
All right, settle down. Anita Bath here?
[everyone laughs]
All right, fine, fine. Maya Buttreeks.
[everyone laughs]
Hey, what are you laughing at? What? Oh, oh: I get it, I get
it. It's my big ears, isn't it, kids? Isn't it? Well
children, I can't help that! [runs out crying]
Bart: [sighing] Ah...
[crosses Moe's name off list of substitute teachers]
Milhouse: Wow, Bart, I'm impressed the way you knocked off all those
Bart: In my weaker moments, I almost pity them. Then I just remind
myself, they're trying to teach.
-- Nefarious Bart, "The PTA Disbands"