Ned: Ho, Ho, This Is A Dilly Of A Pickle. Man: Oh My God.

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Ned: Ho, ho, this is a dilly of a pickle.
Man: Oh my God...the PTA has disbanded! [jumps out a window]
Ned: No, no! The PTA has not disbanded.
[the man reverses his path through the window and sits down]
We do have an emergency plan in case of a prolonged strike right
[opens a briefcase]
Let's see..."Replace teachers with super-intelligent cyborgs. Or,
if cyborgs aren't invented yet, use people from the neighborhood."
-- Long-term planning by the PTA, "The PTA Disbands"