Edna: How Do You Expect Us To Teach With These Supplies?

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Edna: How do you expect us to teach with these supplies? Well, this
pointer's so old, it's worn down to a nub.
Skinner: [takes it] It still points, doesn't it?
Edna: Stop that! And look at this: the only books we have are ones
that were banned by other schools.
Skinner: Well, the kids have to learn about "Tek War" sooner or later.
[walks off]
-- Mmm, William Shatner, "The PTA Disbands"