Smithers: Er, Um, There's Some Candy Right Here, Sir.

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Smithers: Er, um, there's some candy right here, Sir. [points to a box]
Why don't we eat this instead of stealing?
Burns: Oh, very well.
[they open it and start eating; a photo is slowly uncovered]
Smithers: Now look, there's a photo in here.
Burns: Ah yes, I believe that's little Maggie Simpson, the baby who
found my precious teddy bear Bobo. Oh, and that Simpson mutt,
my former guard dog. Oh and um, that's uh, Bart Simpson, he
was my heir for a brief period, you know?
Smithers: Yes sir, I remember.
[later, they both look ill]
Burns: Anything left?
Smithers: Uh, only the sour quince log, sir.
[the log covers Homer's face]
Burns: Ew! Dispose of it. And, uh, send a thank you note to Marge,
Bart, Lisa and Maggie Simpson.
-- The best-laid plans, "Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part One"