Ward: We _did_ It! We've Worked Out A Compromise That Will Allow Both Nations To Save Face.

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Ward: We _did_ it! We've worked out a compromise that will allow
both nations to save face.
Conover: We've argued them down to...a booting.
Everyone: What?!
Ward: The Prime Minister just wants to kick you once, through the
gate, with a regular shoe.
Conover: I believe it's a wingtip.
Marge: No deal! This is my son we're talking about. Sure, he's not
perfect, but who is in this workaday world?
Bart: Mom, wait!
[he goes to look at the toilet swirling machine]
It's time for me to bend over and receive my destiny.
-- Bart, stoic in valor, "Bart vs. Australia"