Conover: There _is_ One Other Option: They'll Drop The Charges If Bart Makes A Public Apology In Australia.

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Conover: There _is_ one other option: they'll drop the charges if Bart
makes a public apology in Australia.
Homer: All Bart has to do is apologize and we get a free trip to
Conover: Mm, hmm.
Bart: I can handle that: I'm an expert at phony apologies.
Marge: [reproachful] Bart!
Bart: [with phony sincerity] I'm sorry.
Marge: That's better.
Bart: Heh heh heh...
-- Bart, master of deceit, "Bart vs. Australia"