Lisa: Hey, I need that! [grabs her saxophone]
[looks at letters in garbage] Office of the Solicitor General?
Office of the Prime Minister? Hopping Mad Collection Agency?
What is all this stuff?
Bart: Nothing. Some stupid country thinks I owe them money.
Lisa: Uh oh. Bart, you better talk to Mom and Dad about this.
Bart: [walking into TV room] Hey, guys? Just so you don't hear any
wild rumors, I'm being indicted for fraud in Australia.
Homer: [scoffs] That's no reason to block the TV.
Marge: Oh my...
-- Homer, to the point as usual, "Bart vs. Australia"