Vittorio: I Am So Glad I Had A Chance To Meet You Before We Did This, Krusty, Because I Am A Great Fan.

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Vittorio: I am so glad I had a chance to meet you before we did this,
Krusty, because I am a great fan. [holds out hand] Don
Vittorio DiMaggio.
Homer: [sadly] Krusty the Klown.
Vittorio: Sorry I have to do this, Krusty. [pulls a gun]
[points it at Homer, cocks trigger]
I cannot do it. To murder a funny man of such genius would be
a crime. Ah, tell you what, Krusty: do for me my favorite
trick where you ride the little bike for me through the loop,
and I will let you live.
Homer: Oh, but I've never been able to do that --
[trigger is cocked] Hey, how about if I just squirt you in
the face with my boutoniere?
[trigger cocks more] OK.
-- The power of persuasion, "Homer the Clown"