I'm A Vampire, And I've Come To Suck Your Blood! [His False Fangs Fall Out And He Crashes Into The Refrigerator] Oh!

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I'm a vampire, and I've come to suck your blood!
[His false fangs fall out and he crashes into the refrigerator]
Oh! [weakly] This cape is giving me a rash.
-- Fearsome Vampire Abe, "Treehouse of Horror IV"