Lisa: [breathlessly] Mom, Dad: Mr. Burns Is A Vampire, And He Has Bart!

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Lisa: [breathlessly] Mom, Dad: Mr. Burns is a vampire, and he has Bart!
Burns: Why, Bart is right here.
Bart: [droning] Hello, Mother. Hello, Father. I missed you during my
uneventful absence.
Homer: Oh, Lisa, you and your stories.
"Bart is a vampire."
"Beer kills brain cells."
Now let's go back to that...building...thingy, where our beds and
-- The king of eloquence, "Treehouse of Horror IV"