Lisa: [motioning To The Coffins] Satisfied? Bart: Big Deal.
Lisa: [motioning to the coffins] Satisfied?
Bart: Big deal. It's no different from the basement in Grandpa's rest
-- _Those_ coffins are empty, though,
"Treehouse of Horror IV"
Lisa: Bart, what's wrong? Bart: [in a monotone] I just had a vision of my own horrible fiery death.
Lisa: [expectantly] And? -- That's it?, "Treehouse of Horror IV...
Lisa: Grandpa's a vampire? Bart: We're all vampires!
Lisa: But, no! We killed Mr. Burns -- Homer: You have to kill the _head_ vampire....
Hutz: [walking around a corner] Well, I didn't win.
Here's your pizza. Marge: But we _did_ win! Hutz...
Bart: [strangled] Shee, ba-ba-ba-ba -- Lisa: Please, Bart, I've seen your stupid Shemp.
Bart: Gna-gna-gna-gna -- Lisa: Yeah, I've seen your Curly too!...
Oh, Lisa, you and your stories. `Bart is a vampire.
' `Beer kills brain cells.' Now, let's go back to that ....
Lisa: The only way to get Bart back is to kill the head vampire
Mr. Burns! Homer: Kill my boss? Do I dare to live out the American dream?...
Homer: [walking into empty kitchen] Hey, where is everybody?
[giant Lisa peeps through window, rips roof off house] Ba...
Lisa: Excuse me. Bart's a little upset this morning, so could everyone please be extra-nice to him?
[Everyone laughs] Jimbo: Hey, where's your diaper, baby?...
Bart: Grandpa, why don't you tell us a story? You've led an interesting life.
Abe: [resentfully] That's a lie and you know it!...