Homer: Ooh, Punch! Lisa: [sniffs It] Ew! Dad, This Is Blood!
Homer: Ooh, punch!
Lisa: [sniffs it] Ew! Dad, this is blood!
Homer: Correction -- _free_ blood.
-- Always lookin' for ways to save,
"Treehouse of Horror IV"
Brockman: In a completely unrelated story, Montgomery Burns has just closed a deal to buy the Springfield Blood Bank.
Burns: [blood on his cheek] Ooh, I'm very excited about this deal....
Homer, we've got to do something. Today, he's drinking people's blood.
Tomorrow, he could be smoking!...
Bart: Come join us, Lisa. It's so cool: you get to stay up all night drinking blood.
Milhouse: And if you say you're a vampire, you get a free small soda at the movies....
Lisa: [sotto voce] Dad, do you notice anything strange?
Homer: [sotto voce] Yeah, his hairdo looks so queer -- Bu...
Homer: Well, time to go to work. Lisa: Dad, I wouldn't go outside if I were you.
[Chief Wiggum and a lot of cops stand on the street outside] Wiggum...
Homer: Ooh, I can't get enough of this blood pudding.
Bart: The secret ingredient is blood. Homer: Blood?...
Lisa: [reading the classifieds] Hey, here's a good job, Dad!
Oh, wait, you have to know how to operate an ultrasonic lithotriptor....
Homer: What?! Flanders! You're the Devil? Devil Flande
Ho-oh, it's always the one you least suspect. Treehouse of Horror IV...
Dear Homer, I. O. U. one emergency donut. Signed, Homer.
Bastard! He's always one step ahead....