Homer: Jealous? Lenny: Well...no, We've Got The Same Chair.

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Homer: Jealous?
Lenny: Well...no, we've got the same chair.
Homer: [smug] You're jealous.
Lenny: Your membership pack. [hands it to him]
Homer: [pulls out a decal] What's this?
Lenny: You put that sticker on your car so you won't get any tickets.
And this other one keeps paramedics from stealing your wallet
while they're working on you.
Carl: Oh, and don't bother calling 911 any more...here's the _real_
number. [hands him a card with "912"]
Homer: Ooh!
-- 912 ain't no joke, "Homer the Great"