Homer: So Anyway, Lenny And Carl Are Never Around On Wednesdays And They Don't Tell Me Where They Go.

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Homer: So anyway, Lenny and Carl are never around on Wednesdays and they
don't tell me where they go. It's like a conspiracy.
Bart: A conspiracy, eh? You think they might be involved in the
Kennedy assassination in some way?
Homer: I do...now. Anyway, I'm going to follow them tonight and see
where they go.
Marge: Oh, Homer, don't start stalking people again. It's so _illegal_.
Remember when you were stalking Charles Kuralt because you
thought he dug up your garden?
Homer: Well, something did!
Marge: I don't want you stalking anyone tonight.
Homer: Oh, OK, have it your own way, Marge. I'll be back in a minute
[gets up]: I'm...[sly] going outside. To..._stalk_...Lenny and
Carl. [realizes] D'oh!
-- Homer has a garden?, "Homer the Great"