Homer: Don't Worry About A Thing, Honey. I'm Going To Help You Through This.

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Homer: Don't worry about a thing, honey. I'm going to help you through
[he and Marge sit down; some noises occur]
Those are all normal noises. Luggage compartment closing...cross
checking...just sit back and relax.
[shot from outside the plane]
That's just the engine powering up...that's just the engine
[the plane drives off the runway into a swamp]
That's just a carp swimming around your ankles...
Marge: Mmm...
-- Not much help allaying those fears, "Fear of Flying"