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• Moe: Geez, Homer. I never seen a guy stand up to that kind of punishment.
  I mean, you took a three-man pounding and didn't even fall down....
• Lenny: You want another card or not? Homer: Huh? Oh, OK.
  I'll take three. [Moe deals them] D'oh! D'oh! D'oh!...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Roscoe: [to all] Hey! Listen up! I want all of youse to say hello to the Simpsons.
  All: [waving in a cliche, sissy-like attitude] Hello-o....
• Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
  Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
• Lisa: [annoyed] Dad! Homer: Yes, sweetheart? Lisa
  Obesity is really unhealthy; any doctor will tell you that....
• Number One: Tonight we are here to commemorate our glorious society's 1500th anniversary, and in honor of this momentous occasion.
  ..we're havin' ribs. [everyone cheers as caterers roll carts out] Home...
• Homer: Hey Princess! It's me! The guy from the snap shot!
  Kashmir: [not very enthusiastically] Oh, hi. Home...
• Marge: [listening to `You Light Up My Life' on the radio] Our song.
  Homer: I bet the guy she was singing that about was real happy....