Marge: Homey, are you really going to ignore Grampa for the rest of your
Homer: Of course not, Marge, just for the rest of his life. He said I
was an accident...he didn't want to have me.
Marge: You didn't want to have Bart.
Homer: I know, but you're never supposed to _tell_ the child.
Marge: You tell Bart all the time! You told him this morning.
Homer: [plaintive] But when I do it, it's cute.
-- Double parenting standards,
"Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy"