Announcer: We Now Return To The 1971 Film, "Good-Time Slim, Uncle Doobie, And The Great 'Frisco Freak-Out", Starring Troy McClure.

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Announcer: We now return to the 1971 film, "Good-Time Slim, Uncle
Doobie, and the Great 'Frisco Freak-Out", starring Troy
[a multicolored VW bug is chased by police]
Man: Slim, if we've got the bag with the stolen diamonds, then
what happened to the bag with our stash?
Slim: There's more than one way to get high, baby.
[he floors it]
[Marge, dressed seductively, snuggles with Homey]
Homer: Please, Marge! How often can I see a movie of this calibre
on late-night TV?
Marge: Is there something wrong, Homey?
Homer: No! It's just that I've only seen this movie twice before
and I've seen you every night for the last eleven ye -- er,
what I meant to say is, uh, we'll snuggle tomorrow sweetie.
I promise.
-- Homer's promises, never broken,
"Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy"