Homer: Oh...I Don't Have A Friend In The World. Moe

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Homer: Oh...I don't have a friend in the world.
Moe: [outside] Let us through!
Barney: [outside] ...Homer's true friends!
Marge: Oh, _really_?
Moe: Come on, let us through, you vultures!
Homer: Oh, Marge, it's a miracle.
Moe: How can you judge this man without talking to the people who
know him best? _We_ got the real dirt on Homer Simpson, and the
bidding starts at ten G's!
Man 1: I bid ten G's!
Man 2: Ten-five G's!
-- Homer's true materialistic friends, "Homer Bad Man"