Marge: Homer! Are You All Right? Homer: [meekly] No.
Marge: Homer! Are you all right?
Homer: [meekly] No.
Hutz: Mr. Simpson, don't you worry. I watched Matlock in a bar last
night. The sound wasn't on, but I think I got the gist of it.
-- He learns fast, "Treehouse of Horror IV"
Hutz: Mr. Simpson, I was just going through your garbage, and I couldn't help overhearing that you need a babysitter.
Of course, being a highly-skilled attorney, my fee is $...
Hutz: Mr. Simpson, you've been the boy's father for ten years.
Do you really think he could be the leader of a murderous criminal syndicate?...
Marge: [feeling for Homer's breath with her hand] He's not dead!
Burns: No, but his career is. I remember when Al Jolson ran amok at the Winter Garden and climbed the Chrysler building....
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
Homer: [reading] Then I heard the sound that all Arctic explorers dread.
.. the pitiless bark of the sea lion! [gasp] He'll be killed!...
Homer: Well, time to go to work. Lisa: Dad, I wouldn't go outside if I were you.
[Chief Wiggum and a lot of cops stand on the street outside] Wiggum...
Troy: [voiceover] When Homer sold his soul for a donut, he found Hell isn't all it's cracked up to be in these never-before broadcast scenes.
[a demon selects Homer's head from several and grips it] [he rolls it down an alley as Homer's head screams] [it hits the spiked pins and breaks open, revealing a note...
Lisa: Grandpa's a vampire? Bart: We're all vampires!
Lisa: But, no! We killed Mr. Burns -- Homer: You have to kill the _head_ vampire....
Bart: Don't worry, Mom. I can use my...[looks confused] "Shinning".
.. to call Willy. [concentrates] [Willy watches TV in a little house] Ke...