Homer: Ooh, You Like Sweets, Kids? I Know A Place That's Sweeter Than Sweetness Itself.

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Homer: Ooh, you like sweets, kids? I know a place that's sweeter than
sweetness itself. In this sweet place, earthly donuts are sour
as poison -- you'd spit them out, you would! [pounds fist]
I'm talking about...[pulls out tickets] the Candy Industry Trade
Show! Hee hee.
Lisa: How did _you_ get tickets?
Homer: They hid them in every millionth Krusty Klump Bar and Krusty
Klump Bar with Almonds.
[flash to Homer opening all the wrappers at the Kwik-E-Mart]
Apu: Hey. Hey! Hey! I have asked you nicely not to mangle my
merchandise. You leave me no choice but to...ask you nicely
-- The perils of convenience store ownership,
"Homer Bad Man"