Homer: Lisa, If The Bible Has Taught Us Nothing Else -- And It Hasn't -- It's That Girls Should Stick To Girls' Sports, Such As Hot-oil Wrestling, Foxy Boxing, And Such-and-such.

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Homer: Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else -- and it hasn't --
it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil
wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.
Marge: I think women should be able to play any sport men play, but
hockey is so violent and dangerous -- look at Milhouse's teeth.
[open her hand]
Bart: Mom, will you stop showing us those?
-- Marge's darker side, "Lisa on Ice"