Marge: Lisa, Your Father And I Are Very Concerned About This Warning.

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Marge: Lisa, your father and I are very concerned about this warning. I
really hope you try harder.
Homer: Whew! That's all of 'em. [puts stack in front of Bart] And I'm
so proud you didn't try to forge my name. How about a present,
Bart: Well, I _could_ use a new pair of hockey skates.
Homer: Done and done.
Lisa: That's not fair. Why is Bart getting a present and I'm getting
chewed out?
Homer: [sitting back] Ah, the mysteries of life.
-- Homerian philosophy, "Lisa on Ice"