Narrator: Ruth Powers Was Tried In Springfield Superior Court.

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Narrator: Ruth Powers was tried in Springfield Superior Court. The
judge dismissed her ex-husband's auto theft charges and forced
him to pay all back child support. Mr. Powers blamed the
outcome on his lawyer, one Lionel Hutz.
Lionel Hutz, AKA Miguel Sanchez, AKA Dr. Nguyen Van Falk, was
paid eight dollars for his thirty-two hours of babysitting.
He was glad to get it.
Marge Simpson was charged with a violation of penal code
section 618A: Wanton Destruction of Precious Antique Cans.
She was ordered to pay fifty cents to replace the cans, and
$2000 in punitive damages and mental anguish.
Homer Simpson was remanded to the custody of the United States
Army Neurochemical Research Center at Fort Meade, Maryland,
for extensive testing.
Homer: Woo-hoo!
-- The fates of the principal characters,
"Marge on the Lam"