Hutz: Mr. Mayor, Is It True You Rigged The Election?

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Hutz: Mr. Mayor, is it true you rigged the election?
Bob: No, I did not.
Hutz: [pause] Kids, help.
[the judge shrugs]
Bob: Oh, I don't mind. We want these children to feel justice has been
served. That way they can sleep soundly tonight on their hard,
feculent motel pillows.
-- I'd have preferred the term, "Unsoft, somewhat rotten
motel head rests", "Sideshow Bob Roberts"