The shortest distance between two points is under construction.
Get your mind out of the gutter - it's blocking my view.
In man's struggle against the world, bet on the world.
If you can't say anything nice, then at least have the decency to be vague.
Just Friends phrase - I don't just want you to mourn the lo
I want to remind you of it every day. I want you to suffer....
Depression n. - Anger without enthusiasm.
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
Exhilaration is that feeling you get just after a great idea hits you, and just before you realize what is wrong with it.
I am currently occupied, give me a couple minutes to get frustrated and then I'll get back to you.
I'm drunk...I'm armed...I'm off my meds. You had better make your message really, really sweet.