Looking at the mirror. Enjoying the view. Be back later :D
The walls told me not to talk to you.
Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.
Leave a message, and I'll IM you back later. Leave a SEXY message and I'll IM you back sooner.
I'm not available right now so please leave your name, number, and address and I will Stalk you later.
You! Out of the gene pool--NOW!
If I seem to give a damn, please tell me. I would hate to be giving the wrong impression.
Nostalgia? Revenge is a form of Nostalgia right?
Due to circumstances within my control, tomorrow will be cancelled.
Due to recent cutbacks and until further notice, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.