The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you mad.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
I regard you with an indifference closely bordering on aversion.
Never raise your hand to your children; it leaves your midsection unprotected.
All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.
Scientists say that 1 out of every 4 people are crazy.
.. so go check 3 of your friends, if it's not them... Congrats!...