I Ran Into My Ex The Other Day, Then I Put The Car In Reverse And Ran Over Him Again.
I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again.
One day, when I came home from work, I accidently put my car key in the door of my apartment building.
.. I turned it... and the whole building started up....
The pedestrian had no idea which direction to run, so I ran over him.
-- Excerpt from insurance form....
My wife ran off with my best friend, and I miss him" -- Stupid country song titles #12
I have a box of telephone rings under my bed. Whenever I get lonely, I open it up a little bit, and I get a phone call.
One day I dropped the box all over the floor. The phone wouldn't stop ringing....
I have stripped off my dress; must I put it on again?
I have washed my feet; must I soil them again? When my beloved slipped his hand through the latch-hole, my bowels stirred within me [my bowels were moved for him (KJV)]....
I blinked, therefore I ran.
He ran for the curb, but I bagged him before he made it.
Your karma just ran over my dogma.
Your cart just ran over my dogma.