Evolution -- life's a niche, and then you die.
The physiology exam was a piece of cake -- which was a bit of a surprise, actually, because I was expecting some questions on a sheet of paper.
If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?
If I seem to give a damn, please tell me. I would hate to be giving the wrong impression.
I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here....
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
I find it rather easy to protray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.
I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you don't like?
Instant gratification takes too long.
Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence?
There's one marked "Brightness," but it doesn't work....
Just when you realize life's a bitch, it has puppies.