They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge.
Thomas Brackett Reed...
He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears, but by diligent hard work, he overcame them.
James Reston (about Richard Nixon)...
In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily." Charles, Count Talleyrand
He loves nature in spite of what it did to him." Forrest Tucke
Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?" Mark Twai
His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork." Mae We
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." Oscar Wilde
He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts.
..for support rather than illumination." Andrew Lang (1844-1912)...
He has Van Gogh's ear for music." Billy Wilde