Stop Dave. You're Hurting Me Dave. Look, I Know You're Really Upset Now.
You're hurting me Dave.
Look, I know you're really upset now.
Why don't you sit down and take a stress pill and think things
I can tell you're really upset about this, Dave; I really think you should sit down, take a stress pill, and think about it.
-- HAL 9000...
LOOK DAVE, I CAN SEE YOU'RE REALLY UPSET ABOUT THIS.
I brought my wife with me to Las Vegas. You know how you pack a lot of things you don't need.
-- Dave Barry (stand-up comic of the 1960s)...
If you want to know what happens to you when you die, go look at some dead stuff. -- Dave Enyea
You know you say things are 'much of a muchness' -- did you ever see such a thing as a drawing of a muchness?
"Really, now you ask me, " said Alice, very much confused, I don't think --" "Then you shouldn't talk," said the Hatter....
Examples of the output generated when running commonly typed commands under YODIX, the new Unix-like operating system for Star Wars fans (Submitted by Dave Finton)
# pwd Know you not where you are. Show you I shall....
Bart: Man, I thought Mom was going to scream me stupid.
She didn't even raise her voice. Lisa: I admit I haven't known Mom as long as you have, but I know when she's really upset....
Most of what I really need to know about how to live, and what to do, and how to be, I learned in kindergarten.
Wisdom was not at the top of the graduate school mountain but there in the sandbox at nursery school....
My preferred programing language is solder, but I do the re-writes in VHDL. -- Dave Spring