An employee in the American Embassy in Australia, showing the Simpsons their bathroom
To combat homesickness, we've installed a device that makes them swirl the correct American way....
Homer's new German boss wants to chat with him. Ho
Homer, could ve have a word with you? Homer: No. Ho...
Kent Brockman on the Olympics at Springfield: Springfield is expecting an economic boom from the Olympics like the one Sarajevo experienced after the '84 Olympics Episode
AABF16, The Old Man and the...
Abe: I used to be with it, but then they changed what "it" was.
Now, what I'm with isn't it, and what's "it" seems weird and scary to me....
Professor Frink takes over the kindergarten class, drawing equations and free-body diagrams on the blackboard to explain the workings of one of those things that kids push which makes the balls pop.
Grandpa [beginning his speech against the construction of the Monorail]
We could spend this million building a Monorail, bu-- Crowd...
Mayor Qimby: We're twice as smart as the people of Shelbyville.
Just tell us your idea, and we'll vote for it! Episode: Marge vs. the Monorail...
Lisa: Why build a monorail in a small town with a centralized population around a town center?
Nelson: ...The thing about huckleberries is: once you've had fresh, you'll never go back to canned.
[Skinner walks up] Nelson: Uh.. so I kicked the guys ass!...
Homer, to Lisa when she builds a perpetual motion machine during a teacher's strike
In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics! Episode: 2F19, The PTA Disband...