Apu: I've Just Enrolled In A Screenwriting Class. I Yearn To Tell The Story Of An Idealistic Young Hindu, Pushed Too Far By Convenience Store Bandits.

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Apu: I've just enrolled in a screenwriting class. I yearn to tell the story of an idealistic young Hindu, pushed too far by convenience store bandits. I call it 'Hands Off My Jerky, Turkey.
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