Marge To Lisa On Why People Don't Hire 8 Year Olds As Babysitte
Marge to Lisa on why people don't hire 8 year olds as babysitters: People want to hire someone mature, someone whom they can trust, that's why they hire teen agers.
Episode: Homer in the all-you-can-eat restaurant
The worst thing that you can do to someone is cause them to hire a lawyer.
Why did you hire that idiot? You can't fool all of the people all of the time, so I'm breeding them for stupidity.
-- President Weishaup...
People do not hire lawyers because they want justice.
People hire lawyers because they want revenge. -- Solomon Sho...
Always be smarter than the people who hire you.
Marge: Bart, Lisa, it's 11:00 at night. Where do you think you're going?
Bart: Downtown. Lisa: We gotta get seats for the Itchy & Scratchy parade....
First-rate people hire first-rate people. Second-rate people hire third-rate people.
Marge: I'm worried that you're making too big a deal of this silly little kiddie golf tournament.
Homer: But Marge, but this is our big chance to show up the Flandereses....
Success is being able to hire someone to mow the lawn while you play golf for exercise.
Second-rate people hire third-rate people. -- Leo Rosten's law