Homer: The Code Of The Schoolyard, Marge! The Rules That Teach A Boy To Be A Man.

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Homer: The code of the schoolyard, Marge! The rules that teach a boy to be a man. Let's see. [enumerates them on his fingers] Don't tattle. Always make fun of those different from you. Never say anything, unless you're sure everyone feels exactly the same way you do. What else...
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