When Bart & Lisa's Class Watch From The Distance A Civil War Re-enactment, Someone Screams, "Look!
Simpsons Sly Social Commentary
When Bart & Lisa's class watch from the distance a Civil War re-enactment, someone screams, "Look! They're trying to learn for free!"
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