Lisa: Mom, Romance Is Dead. It Was Acquired In A Hostile Takeover By Hallmark And Disney, Homogenized, Then Sold Off Piece By Piece.
Simpsons Sly Social Commentary
Lisa: Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, then sold off piece by piece.
Episode: Another Simpsons Clip Show
Marge: Children, your father and I have fed and clothed you but we've neglected something more importa
it's time to learn about love. Bart: No need, Mom....
It was an amusing episode. ... Of our lives. -- Bart, "So It's Come to Thi
A Simpsons Clip Show...
Marge: Does anyone else have a love story? Lisa: Yes, I do.
And just like your love stories, it's tragic and filled with hurt feelings and scars that will never heal....
Marge: Well kids, I tried, but maybe you're right. Home
Wait a minute, Marge. Love isn't hopeless. Maybe I'm no expert on the subject, but there was one time I got it right....
kids laughs at Itchy and Scratchy] Marge: How many times can you laugh at that cat getting hit by the moon?
Bart: It's a _new_ episode. Lisa: Not exactly......
Marge: I made the right decision to stay with my Homey, so there was no harm done.
Homer: [groans] Marge: So if you kind of mentally snip out the part where I already had a husband, that's my idea of romance....
Marge: [sniffling] This romance is so full of heartfelt passion.
I can really identify with this corn-fed heroine....
Homer: You can let him down gently, but over the next couple of months, I want you to break it off.
Marge: Um, okay, Homer. Homer: Whoof! That was a close one, kids....
Okay, Marge, as long as we're traumatizing the kids, I have a scandalous story of my own.
-- Homer Simpson Another Simpsons Clip Show...