Homer: When Will You Australians Learn? In America We Stopped Using Corporal Punishment, And Things Have Never Been Better!

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Homer: When will you Australians learn? In America we stopped using corporal punishment, and things have never been better! The streets are safe. Old people strut confidently through the darkest alleys. And the weak and nerdy are admired for their computer-programming abilities. So, like us, let your children run wild and free, because, as the old saying goes, "Let your children run wild and free."
Episode: 2F13, Bart vs. Australia