Flanders' Wife: "I've Been Going To Bible Classes. They're Teaching Me To Be More Judgmental.
Simpsons Sly Social Commentary
Flanders' wife: "I've been going to Bible classes. They're teaching me to be more judgmental."
Episode: the one where Bart breaks his leg/ Lisa is popular because they have a pool.
Ned: Ho! What the gumdrops is going on here? Ba
Came to stop you from murdering Lisa like you murdered your wife!...
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
Lisa: Bart, I'm really sorry I've been ignoring you lately.
I got carried away with being popular. But, now that I'm unpopular again, I want you to know I'm here for you....
Otto: OK, little dudes, time's up. Everybody out! [kids groan, leave, except for Bart and Lisa] Lisa
Time's up? Bart: So long, Lis. I'm going to stow away under water and go where the pool goes....
Ned: Calm down, Neddly diddily diddily diddily, doodily.
They did their best shodaiddily iddily iddily diddily diddily....
Marge: [making lunch] Extra mustard for Bart, sliced diagonally, not lengthwise.
Light mayo for Lisa, cut off the crust. Double baloney for Homer....
Bart: What a perfect plan. Now, Roger Myers will tell as just.
.. Myers: [announcing the studio's re-opening] And so when no one could think of a plan to resurect Itchy & Scratchy, a young boy, a wonderful irrepressible young boy, took it on his own to solve the problem....
Homer: Hey, who cut something out of my paper? [Homer stares suspiciously through the newspaper hole at his wife and children] Lisa
Not me. Bart: Not me. I'm more of a mail-tamperer....
Ned: Until this, I never thought Homer and Marge were bad parents, but now I know you kids need a less hellbound family!
Maude: Just sit back, and before you know it, you'll be part of the Flanders flock....