If His Programming Is Anything Like His Philosophising, He Would Find 10 Imaginary Bugs In The "Hello World" Program.
If his programming is anything like his philosophising, he would find 10
imaginary bugs in the "Hello World" program.
If his programming is anything like his philosophizing, he would find ten imaginary bugs in the "Hello World" program.
A more experienced programmer does not make less bugs.
He just realizes what went wrong more quickly. Shlomi Fish...
Knuth is not God! Typing "God" into Google and pressing "I'm Feeling Lucky" would not lead you to his homepage.
Shlomi Fish in Hackers-IL message No. 2084 ("The Great WWW-Wisdom Shootout")...
Curse these personal computers!" cried the novice in anger, "To make them do anything I must use three or even four editing programs.
This is truly intolerable!" The master programmer stared at the novice....
In the east there is a shark which is larger than all other fish.
It changes into a bird whose winds are like clouds filling the sky....
Oh! I wish you could see the look on his face! Actually, I would have also liked to see the look on his face, but just then I woke up from the dream.
"The Enemy and how I Helped to Fight It" Shlomi Fish...
Except for that, I planned a political simulator that forecast the two World Wars after I entered all the relevant data until the year 1000 AD.
"Do you have a computer at home?" "Oh no. At present the program is written on a paper....
Commenting in Slashdot after Arnold Schwarzenegger's decision to use open-source software in the California governme
> This is obviously because Bill Gates and Steve Jobs are girly-men....
TeX /tekh/ n. An extremely powerful macro-based text formatter written by Donald E.
Knuth, very popular in the computer-science community (it is good enough to have displaced Unix troff, the other favored formatter, even at many Unix installations)....