Real Programmers Don't Write Workarounds. They Tell Their Users To Upgrade Their Software.
Real programmers don't write workarounds. They tell their users to upgrade
Linus Torvalds: "95% of Programmers consider themselves in the top 5%".
Shlomi Fish' Corollary: "95% of Programmers consider 95% of the code they did not write, in the bottom 5%....
Real Users hate Real Programmers.
Linux - because software problems should not cost money. -- Shlomi Fish
Linux - Because Software Problems Should not Cost Money. Shlomi Fish
Real Programmers Don't Write Games!
REAL programmers write 4K GUIs.
Real programmers don't write specs - users should consider themselves lucky to get any programs at all, and take what they get.