Discussing Foreign Languages Knowledge In The U.S.A] Ben Collins-Sussma
[Discussing Foreign Languages Knowledge in the U.S.A]
Ben Collins-Sussman: Tis' true, unlike Europe, the language doesn't
change every 100 miles.
Shlomi Fish: And unlike England, the accent does not change every 10
The difference between America and England is, the English think 100 miles is a long distance and the Americans think 100 years is a long time.
How many Jewish mothers in law -- does it take to change a light bulb?
(cue typical accent, shoulders hunched...) None! I don't mind sitting here in the dark vilst u goes out enjoying yourselves....
How many missionaries -- does it take to change a light bulb?
101. One to change it and 100 to convince everyone else to change light bulbs too....
How many fish -- does it take to change a light bulb? surrealist.
How many surrealists -- does it take to change a light bulb? Fish.
Change your language to Finnish.
How many Ph.D thesis supervisors (advisors) -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one; but every time they see a light bulb they have an irresistible urge to change it!...
When I was your age, we had to walk 10 miles to a...
Every time I find out the meaning of life, they change it.