Had I Not Been Already Insane, I Would Have Long Ago Driven Myself Mad.
Had I not been already insane, I would have long ago driven myself mad.
"The Enemy and how I Helped to Fight It"
Oh! I wish you could see the look on his face! Actually, I would have also liked to see the look on his face, but just then I woke up from the dream.
"The Enemy and how I Helped to Fight It" Shlomi Fish...
Likewise." Added the interviewer and said: "Your answers were also very .
.. unusual." "Although this description cannot testify on their quality, I take it as a compliment....
And what is the nature of those activists: Socialists?
Communists? Liberals? ... " "Let's say for simplicity that they are people of my intellect, only that as opposed to me they are sane....
Okay, I think that I can now return to my country and my village.
By the way, how many forbidden books do you have?" "Oh,", one of them said to me, " their number grows up geometrically....
The government of the Supporter will finance your travel, and you will be able to leave tomorrow morning.
We would like to inform you of the following fac...
Except for that, I planned a political simulator that forecast the two World Wars after I entered all the relevant data until the year 1000 AD.
"Do you have a computer at home?" "Oh no. At present the program is written on a paper....
If I had known I was going to live this long I would have taken better care of myself.
If I had known it was harmless I would have killed it myself. -- PKD
If the ancient Greeks had invented UNIX, Murphy's Law would have been known as Aristotle's Law.
Had they invented MS-Windows, Murphy's Law would have been known as the Law of Socrates....