History repeats itself. That's one of the things wrong with history. --Clarence Darrow
Someday I hope to write a book where the royalties will pay for the copies I give away.
-- Clarence Darrow...
I am a friend of the workingman, I would rather be his friend than be one. -- Clarence Darrow
When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become Preside
I'm beginning to believe it. -- Clarence Darrow...
Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat. --Jim Davis (Garfield the Cat)
My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me. -- Benjamin Disraeli
Everyone likes flattery, and when it comes to royalty, you should lay it on with a trowel.
-- Benjamin Disraeli...
Be the first to say what is self-evident, and you are immortal. --M. Ebner-Eschenbach
When Solomon said that there was a time and a place for everything he had not encountered the problem of parking an automobile.
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love. --Albert Einstei