The only reason I would take up jogging is so I could hear heavy breathing again. --Erma Bombeck
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. --Erma Bombeck, autho
Few minds wear out; more rust out. --Christian Nestell Bovee
We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming. --Wehrner von Brau
An athiest is a man with no invisible means of support. --John Bucha
If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.
-- George Bu...
All progress is based upon a universal innate desire on the part of every organism to live beyond its income.
The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible world
and the pessimist fears this is true. -- James Branch Cabell, from The Silver Stallio...
Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas. -- Johnny Carso