No opera plot can be sensible, for in sensible situations people do not sing. --W H Aude
Don't try to make children grow up to be like you, or they may do it. --Russell Bake
You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony. -- John Barrymore
Except for an occasional heart attack I feel as young as I ever did. -- Robert Benchley
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils. --Hector Berlioz
We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road.
They get run over. --Ambrose Bierce...
The covers of this book are too far apart. -- Ambrose Bierce
When a young man begins to go down hill everything seems to be greased for the occasion.
Laws are like sausages. It is better not to see them being made. --Otto von Bismarck
I have only one ambition left: I should like to have a good epitaph. -- Prince Bismark