Did You Hear That Orthopedist Have Reported The Appearance Of A New Occupational Disease Epidemic To Massage Parlors.
Did you hear that orthopedist have reported the appearance of a
new occupational disease epidemic to massage parlors. It's called
Did you hear about a new chain of funeral parlors that have crematories right on the premises.
They've registered the trade name Wake & Bake....
Never tell a hypocondriac about a new disease, unless you wish to start an epidemic.
-- Confucius Say...
Did you hear about the dissatisfied transplant patient who demanded that the surgeon replace his brand-new penis.
It seems that it rejected his hand....
Did you hear that massage-parlor girls may soon be striking for better jerking conditions.
Did you hear about the new breakfast cereal called Queerios.
You simply add milk and they eat each other....
Did you hear about the latest word on the male-grooming front is that a brand-new pubic shampoo is to be called Head and Boulders.
Did you hear about the new dessert topping that S/M freaks get a bang out of is called Pistol Whips.
Did you hear about the new instrument of credit especially designed for use in single bars.
It's called BANG AMERICARD....
Did you hear about the new tooth paste for post-oral-orgy use. It is called DecaDent.